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10.13: Channel Firing

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    That night your great guns, unawares,
    Shook all our coffins as we lay,
    And broke the chancel[2] window-squares,
    We thought it was the Judgment-day

    And sat upright. While drearisome
    Arose the howl of wakened hounds:
    The mouse let fall the altar-crumb,
    The worms drew back into the mounds,

    The glebe[3] cow drooled. Till God called, “No;
    It’s gunnery practice out at sea
    Just as before you went below;
    The world is as it used to be:

    “All nations striving strong to make
    Red war yet redder. Mad as hatters
    They do no more for Christés sake
    Than you who are helpless in such matters.

    “That this is not the judgment-hour
    For some of them’s a blessed thing,
    For if it were they’d have to scour
    Hell’s floor for so much threatening….

    “Ha, ha. It will be warmer when
    I blow the trumpet (if indeed
    I ever do; for you are men,
    And rest eternal sorely need).”

    So down we lay again. “I wonder,
    Will the world ever saner be,”
    Said one, “than when He sent us under
    In our indifferent century!”

    And many a skeleton shook his head.
    “Instead of preaching forty year,”
    My neighbour Parson Thirdly said,
    “I wish I had stuck to pipes and beer.”

    Again the guns disturbed the hour,
    Roaring their readiness to avenge,
    As far inland as Stourton Tower[4],
    And Camelot, and starlit Stonehenge.

    — 1914

    Contributors and Attributions

    1. The title refers to gunnery practice in the English Channel in April 1914. World War I began on August 4, 1914.
    2. Part of the church nearest the altar.
    3. A portion of land assigned to a clergyman as part of his benefice.
    4. King Alfred’s Tower was built near Stourton in the county of Wiltshire, to celebrate a victory by the Saxon, King Alfred, over the Danes in AD 878. Camelot was the legendary site of King Arthur’s court, and Stonehenge is the site of the prehistoric stone circle at Stonehenge on Salisbury Plain.

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